If I was your wife I would poison your coffee.是什么意思？

If I was your wife I would poison your coffee.

如果我是你老婆，我会在你的咖啡里下毒。

if

conj. 如果，倘若，即使，〈口〉是否，假设；n. 条件，设想；

例句
She was old enough to absent herself from the lunch table if she chose...
她长大了，可以自己做主不来吃午餐了。

was

v. 用来表示某人或某物即主语本身，用来表示某人或某物属于某一群体或有某种性质（ be的过去式 ），在，存在，不受干扰；

例句
There was a terrible sadness in her eyes...
她眼神中流露出深深的悲伤。

your

pron. 你的，你们的，尊，玉，乃；

例句
I think there's something a little peculiar about the results of your test.
我认为你的化验结果有点不对劲。

wife

n. 妻子，太太，夫人，老婆，已婚妇女；

例句
His wife was sentenced to seven years imprisonment for aiding and abetting him...
他的妻子作为他的从犯被判入狱7年。

would

aux. 将，将要，愿意，会，打算，大概；v. (will 的过去式，用于转述)将；

例句
I would love to go abroad this year, perhaps to the South of France.
我今年很想出国，可能是去法国南部。

poison

n. 毒药，酒，极糟的食物，极有害的思想（或心情等）；vt. 毒死，污染，放毒于，对…有不良影响；adj. 有毒的；

例句
Markov died after being struck by a poison dart.
马尔科夫身中毒镖而亡。

coffee

n. 咖啡豆，咖啡粉，（一杯）咖啡，非正式的社交集会；

例句
He has sown coffee on part of his acreage...
他在自家的部分耕地里种上了咖啡。